Sucks to be you, Sarah Marshall

 Sarah Marshall of Glendora didn't get a lot of notice. Until about two weeks ago.

At least the studio feels some remorse...and by "some" I mean "none whatsoever." 

But don't expect any sympathy cards from the Universal marketing department.

"We wanted people to ask the question 'Who is Sarah Marshall?' " said Adam Fogelson, president of marketing and distribution for Universal Pictures. "And everything we hoped would happen has come to pass."

The least they could do is offer these women a free movie ticket.  Smart PR, anyone?